Checking the time…

Never miss an
enquiry again.

A modern website with an assistant on it that answers your customers day and night, in your voice.

Built in Rochdale by one bloke who answers his own phone.

Have a look round

The assistant in the corner is the real thing. Not a video. Not a script.

Illustration — how it works on a client's site
a customer's website, 9:47pm
Logged. Name, number and what they wanted — straight to the owner.
The problem

The customer you never knew about

It's gone nine. Someone finds you, likes the look of you, and has one question before they book. There's nobody there to answer it. So they close the tab and ring the next one on the list.

You never find out they were there. That's the bit that stings — it doesn't show up anywhere. No missed call, no email, nothing. Just a quiet week you can't explain.

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What does a quiet week actually cost?

Drag the two sliders. Rough numbers are fine — it's the size of the thing that matters, not the decimal point.

No email needed. Nothing captured.
Enquiries you get a week 20
2120
What a customer's worth to you £250
£20£3,000

The maths, plainly: it takes a third of your enquiries as landing outside working hours — evenings, weekends, dinner time — and assumes those go unanswered. Some of them would ring back in the morning. Plenty don't. This is an illustration to show you the shape of the problem, not a quote and not a promise.

Walking out the door, a year
£0

on enquiries nobody was awake to answer

0
missed a year
0
missed a week
Foundation is £350 a month. You can work out the rest.
Try it right here

This isn't a video of a demo.
It's the actual thing.

The assistant in the corner of this page is the product. Same build I'd put on your site.

Ask it what I do. Ask what it costs. Ask how long it takes. Try and catch it out — I'd rather you did it now than after you'd paid me.

It'll tell you when it doesn't know. That's the point of it.

What you're looking at

You're already looking at the work

Most agencies show you sites they built for somebody else, on a page that looks nothing like them. I'd rather you judged this one.

The page you're scrolling is the standard I build to. The assistant you just spoke to is the thing I sell. There's no showreel to sit through and nothing to take on trust.

Scroll it on your phone. Prod the sliders. Try to trip the assistant up. If it holds up, you know what you'd be getting.

01

The page itself

How it looks, how fast it loads, how it behaves on your phone. That's the build standard, not a promise about one.

02

The assistant on it

Live, right now, in the corner. Ask it anything about me. It's the same thing that'd sit on your site answering your customers.

03

What it won't say

Ask it something I haven't told it and watch it admit that. Most chatbots would have a guess. That refusal is the whole product.

It sounds like you

Same question. Three very different businesses.

It's built on your words, your prices, your policies and the way you talk to people. A gym doesn't sound like a dentist, and neither should the thing answering for them.

Illustration — example voices, not real clients
Cust "Have you got anything Saturday?"
The gym's assistant

Nobody wrote three chatbots. It's one build, fed a different business. Your prices, your rules, your turn of phrase.

The walled garden

It can't make things up

It only ever says what your business has told it. It won't invent a price, won't promise something you can't deliver, and won't have a guess to seem helpful. If it doesn't know, it says so and passes them to you.

Your words only

Fenced in to what you've given it. It can't wander off and read the internet for an answer.

It'd rather say "I don't know"

An honest "I'll find out" costs you nothing. A made-up price costs you the job and the trust.

Handed to a human

When it's out of its depth it takes their details and hands it to you, with the whole conversation attached.

You see every word

Every conversation logged where you can read it. No black box, no surprises about what's been said in your name.

Illustration — an assistant built for a gym

Pick a question and watch what it does with it.

The assistant's reply
How it works

Three steps. Two weeks.

No workshops, no discovery phase, no forty-page proposal. Here's the whole of it.

01

I learn how your business actually works

A short questionnaire and a proper conversation. Your prices, your policies, your opening hours, the questions you're sick of answering. Your words, not mine.

02

I build the site and the assistant on it

Modern, quick, works properly on a phone. The assistant is trained on what you gave me and nothing else. You see it before anyone else does.

03

It goes live and answers everyone

Day and night, in your voice, logging every enquiry to a record you own. I keep it hosted, maintained and up to date.

Nothing goes live without your say-so

You read every answer it gives before a customer ever does. If a word's wrong, we change it.

The price

Here it is. No "contact us for pricing".

You should be able to work out whether this is for you without having to talk to me first. So here's the lot.

Foundation — start here

A website that answers people day and night

The promise is simple: never miss an enquiry.

£350a month

plus £750 one-off setup

Two weeks from start to live. 30 days' notice. No lock-in, no contract you need a solicitor for.

  • A modern website, built for you — not a template with your logo dropped in
  • An AI assistant living on it, answering enquiries 24/7 in your voice
  • Every lead captured to a log you own — name, number, what they wanted
  • Hosting, maintenance and updates handled — you never think about it
  • Changes when your prices, hours or offers change — you message me, it's done
  • Me on the other end of the phone. Same bloke who built it.

It's not the website you're paying for. It's the bloke on it who never clocks off.

The Machine

From £1,750/mo

Everything in Foundation, plus content filmed and posted to Facebook, Instagram and TikTok, engagement worked properly, and a plain-English report each month.

Limited availability — it's hands-on and I only take a few.

Ask about it

Full Presence

From £2,950/mo

The lot, managed. Google Business Profile run properly, every review answered in your voice, listings consistent everywhere anyone looks, reputation watched.

For businesses who want none of it on their desk.

Ask about it
JB

John Barrett

TailoredAI Agency · Rochdale, Greater Manchester

  • Rochdale born and based. Local, not a call centre.
  • You deal with me. Start to finish, every time.
  • I answer my own phone. There's nobody else to pass you to.
Who I am

One bloke, from Rochdale

I'm John. I built this from nothing and learned it by doing it — no computer science degree, no agency behind me, no office in Manchester with a ping-pong table.

What I've got is this: I actually care whether it works. When a local business pays me every month, that's real money out of a real till, and I'm the one who has to look them in the eye at the shops.

I'm new at this and I'm not hiding it. What I won't do is pretend to be a fifty-person agency, invent case studies, or borrow logos I've no right to. You get me, you get straight answers, and you get to test the thing before you spend a penny.

What you won't find on this page Fake reviews. Client logos I haven't earned. Made-up statistics. Stock photos of people pretending to be happy customers. If it's not real, it's not going on here.

When we give value we build trust. When we sell we create division.

They're not looking for prices or how long it takes — they're looking to see if you care.

So don't take my word for it. Go and ask the thing.

Or if you'd rather type it out — john@tailoredaiagency.com